This is a public notice.

We at Monkey Spit Hot Sauces, specifically our lawyers, would like you to know we are not responsible for the spontaneous combustion of gift baskets, holiday stockings, or wrapping paper.

When you purchase Monkey Spit Hot Sauce to give for the holidays, you buy the heat of the amazing Serrano and Habanero hot sauces, and the risk of spontaneous combustion decorations, even your evergreen tree, is entirely assumed by you, the tasteful and adventurous monkey spit lover.

It is well known that monkey spit hot sauces, including the award-winning Monkey Mop Barbecue Sauce, New Atomic Mop, and Monkey Dust Original Gorilla and Atomic Monk, add amazing flavor to food, and are favorite flavors for holiday giving.

And just in time for holiday get-togethers and gift giving, brand new jalapeno serrano jelly.

So, get the monkey in your fridge and on your table.

No, We’re not responsible for scorch ring on your table either.

Go to Monkey spit hot sauce dot com to find locations near you, or to order all of our hot sauces online.

Spice up your holidays with monkey spit hot sauces.