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Male: My wife says it’s because I’m weak-minded, you know, I can’t make a decision, but I was sure I could. I said I’ll have the raisin cinnamon bagel, and then boom, I couldn’t think straight. The color started to swirl, and I woke up staring at the bottom of a table.

You know, people stick their gum under those.

The next day, this time I was determined I was going to do it. I would order a croissant. I would walk right into the Bagelry, and then I’m staring at old gum under the table.

(Music change)

Annc: The Bagelry, New York style bagels, baked fresh every day in dozens of varieties, plus cheddar, provolone, and pepper jack bialy.

(Piano)

Male: So, I sent in my wife, told her just to get me coffee, and she asked if I wanted tea or a cappuccino, instead. I woke up when the door slammed.

She brought me a mini pizza and an apple juice.

(Music change)

Annc: Poor guy, we just don’t have the heart to tell him about the Bagelry’s choices in cream cheese, fresh jelly sandwiches, and breakfast specials.

( slight whisper) He’d probably never be the same.

Open for breakfast and lunch, Monday through Saturday. The Bagelry, on Ming Avenue at the 99 next to the Guitar Center.